Been there, done that. I joined a health club several years ago, spent about 400 bucks and never lost a pound. ( Apparently you have to go there. )
My favorite quote about exercise is:
Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise,'
I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
My husband’s favorite quote is:
I get my exercise being a pall bearer at the funerals
of my friends who exercise.
We get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads.That's my story and I'm sticking to it.