A car pulled out in front of Kyle and Lincoln asked, “Daddy, is that man a douche?” Kyle said “no” and Lincoln asked, “does he know how to drive?” Later, Kyle passed a Porsche that had an ugly paint job and was mocking the owner of the vehicle when Lincoln asked, “Is that man a douche?”
A few days later, we were in Utah and Kyle was complaining that he hates Utah drivers. Lincoln asked again, “dad, are they a douche? Do they not know how to drive?”
Because Kyle is the one to blame for our 3-year-old calling drivers douches/ douche bags, I got back at him. Kyle went over a curb and the car bounced violently from the impact. He apologized for throwing us all around and I asked Lincoln, “does daddy know how to drive?” to which he replied, “No, he’s a douche bag!” I laughed for an hour!