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63 years old and counting...
I’m starting fresh with a whole new slate for this year – including a new URL so put me in your favorites to find me again. To see my old blogs go to: nobodycareswhatthisoldgeezerthinks
Note regarding 2009 Blogs:
When deciding on my favorite quotes for the year I decided to choose “Deep Thoughts.” (below) Yes, this says a lot about me - I do have a strange sense of humor. Last year I talked about how tacky I am (see Tacky Party) and I thought I’d share some more of that tackiness with you. So, In keeping with that theme, I decided to intersperse some tacky humor amid my brilliant take on life this year. Enjoy!
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Your Temple Wedding
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63 years old and counting...
My Family background:
My husband is 100% Swedish. I'm a mutt: My father's side were all from England (but came to America in 1620 - so his side is REALLY American -). My mother's side has Yugoslavian, Macedonian, Bulgarian, Hungarian, Romanian, and German ancestry and she was the first one born in America - both her parents were immigrants who came through Ellis Island in 1911 and 1914.
2009 Blogs
I’m starting fresh with a whole new slate for this year – including a new URL so put me in your favorites to find me again. To see my old blogs go to: nobodycareswhatthisoldgeezerthinks
Note regarding 2009 Blogs:
When deciding on my favorite quotes for the year I decided to choose “Deep Thoughts.” (below) Yes, this says a lot about me - I do have a strange sense of humor. Last year I talked about how tacky I am (see Tacky Party) and I thought I’d share some more of that tackiness with you. So, In keeping with that theme, I decided to intersperse some tacky humor amid my brilliant take on life this year. Enjoy!
Jeri-Lynn
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What to Say When for LDS
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Your Temple Wedding
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My Favorite Quotes:
The measure of a man is his character, not his credit score. --Dr. Laura
Masquerading as a normal person day after day gets exhausting. - - anonymous
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes.
--Jack Handy Deep Thoughts
To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?" You can say, "Sorry, got these sacks."
--Jack Handy Deep Thoughts
Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk.
--Jack Handy Deep Thoughts
If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let'em go, because, man, they're gone.
--Jack Handy Deep Thoughts
Whenever you read a good book, it's like the author is right there, in the room talking to you, which is why I don't like to read good books. --Jack Handy Deep Thoughts
--Jack Handy Deep Thoughts
Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window? The guy looks out it, and if he leans too far, he falls out. Wait. I guess that's like a regular window.
--Jack Handy Deep Thoughts
If I ever get real rich, I hope I'm not real mean to poor people, like now.
--Jack Handy Deep Thoughts
Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights, even if you don't know what your rights are, or who the person is you're talking to. Then on the way out, slam the door.
--Jack Handy Deep Thoughts
“People are like sticks of dynamite, the power is on the inside, but nothing happens until the fuse gets lit.”
- -Mac Anderson
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